stripper or not!!! (LOL)

i honestly dont like to say things unless i truly believe there is some truth to it, i feelo like all things are based on some truth how far that truth stretches in between and how much you believe varies, all a case by case matter! (LOL)  so  i really but some thought into this before i decided to converse about it or even put it in the blog, but i truly think my daughters principle is a stripper! :)  here is why, since she has been at the school she has upgraded her car to a high end suv three times, could be she is a bad driver or doesnt keep vehicles for very long, however generally you dont continue to upgrade that fast and in such a short amount of time, like less than a full year, not to say it's not likely but her she is a principle and her truck cost about 65 grand, maybe she has good credit maybe not either way.....suspicious!
her hair keeps getting blonder and her breast bigger, maybe she used to be a man and she's on hormone medication, either way...suspicious!
yesterday at a family event she wore a super not family or kid friendly dress, could have been made out of stretch polyester or rayon, was fitting too tight in all the wrong places, i.e. if her slit was any higher you could see her thong/g-string (LOL)  this dress also happened to show some newly acquired tan lines, maybe she went on a trip, who knows but friday's she's generally on vacation, either way...suspicious!
i love shoes, like my middle name could be shoes, it's something passed down from my mother, from her mother, and so one, shoes are a big thing in my family, so when i see someone i typically see their feet first, kind of weird  i know, but it's me.... i kid you not when I say i have never seen her wear anything less than a 4 1/2 inch shoe, last night she wore a pair that looked just like this, either way....suspicious!
and i stand by my belief my daughters principle may just be a stripper! (LOL)