tijuana jackson, first off how can you not take life advice from a dude that cyphers gas from a school bus while the kids are on their and is smoking a cigarette!?! 626, oh hell naw not on my phone, who gets busted for going to pick up a set of Ginsu knives with the bamboo wood blocks with a warrant!?!
oh yeah he is trying to give you legitimate information....
im flashy, im good looking, i wear chains and shit, i cant be a professional, confer-monfer! (lol)
(who says this stuff)
i noticed you was having a little bit of a dilemma.... an investigation of your self image is in order! (wtf)
i know i have seen this episode a million times but i swear it gets funnier every time i see it and see him.
i mean just cause im breaking you down to build you up, i mean dont take offense to it, it wont work!
you just cant save everyone some people are meant to be fucked up! (lol)
i needed a laugh tonight, between my life coach and the hide and seek game on portlandia, i may be set for life.
if you never have seen funny or die presents or been on the website, you are so missing out!
oh yeah he is trying to give you legitimate information....
im flashy, im good looking, i wear chains and shit, i cant be a professional, confer-monfer! (lol)
(who says this stuff)
i noticed you was having a little bit of a dilemma.... an investigation of your self image is in order! (wtf)
i know i have seen this episode a million times but i swear it gets funnier every time i see it and see him.
i mean just cause im breaking you down to build you up, i mean dont take offense to it, it wont work!
you just cant save everyone some people are meant to be fucked up! (lol)
i needed a laugh tonight, between my life coach and the hide and seek game on portlandia, i may be set for life.
if you never have seen funny or die presents or been on the website, you are so missing out!
